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Anonymous: How is the ice cream hunting going.

Horridly

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I should be studying for SAT II’s, what on earth am I doing…

tonight’s plans

  • finish reading the material in the chem book
  • go over what I feel I need to review (solubility, equilibrium, titration, acid base crap, ochem) using gewecke’s notes
  • read a bit of history (so fuxed)  

this is pathetic, I guess I’ll do this tomorrow )): 

Benefits when you're cute: More people notice you, more people talk to you, people listen to you, you get jobs easier, you get dates easier, it's easier to get into a relationship, people text you back faster, you get more followers, you get on those fuckyeah sites faster, you feel better about yourself.
Benefits when you're ugly: you don't get raped.

springonmars:

Maybe we’ll live and learn, maybe we’ll crash and burn, maybe you’ll stay, maybe you’ll go, maybe you’ll return, maybe another fight, maybe we won’t survive, but maybe we’ll grow, we never know.

I accidentally rubbed my eye after eating hot cheetos. 

I am now crying.

The burnnnnnnnn

It really is flaming hot ))); 

A very short lesson in Psychology:

pilosopogyno:

  • When a person laughs too much, even on stupid things, that person is sad deep inside
  • When a person sleeps a lot, that person is lonely
  • When a person talks less and if he talks fast, that person is keeping a secret
  • When a person can’t cry, that person is weak
  • When a person eats in an abnormal way, that person is in tension
  • When a person cries on little things, that person is softhearted
  • When someone asks about you although that someone is busy, he/she really loves you

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roses are red

violets are blue

sunflowers are yellow

i bet you were expecting something romantic but no these are just gardening facts

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person: do you have a boyfriend/girlfriend
me: are you making fun of me
captainmatteo replied to your post: Oh matty, you.  You are fab, yes you are. 
/hairflip

I request the highest of hairfives